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This is is why I’m an idiot

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I am just gonna cut the crap. I stuck a paper clip in an electrical socket and I almost died.

Q: Where did you get the paper clip?

A: From spanish class

Q: Where were you when this happened?

A: I was in band class in front of an outlet.

Q: Was it a normal day in band class?

A: Yes, I mean no. The eight graders were gone on a fieldtrip to see star wars

Q: Were you under the influence of anything, anyone when you stuck the paper clip in the outlet?

A: It’s all fuzzy.

Q: This is for my witness Melanie. Melanie, did you notice if Cefe was implying that he would later on stick a paper clip in an outlet by saying anything or doing anything?

A: Okay, before he actually stuck the paper clip in the outlet, he stuck his earbuds in the outlet and said that he was listening to some cool electrons.

Q: For Cefe, what was it like after you stuck the paper clip in the outlet?

A: Just this feeling that I’ve never felt before like WTF? I wasn’t in pain, I was just looking at my hands. Normally I would be thinking what just happened or what would happen but I wasn’t.

Q: Did you need to go to the ER (Emergency Room)?

A: Yes, I did.

Q: What happened at the ER?

A: They first took this yellow looking sponge and cleaned off all the charred pieces of my hand.

Q: So let’s get away from all that gross stuff. The question is, you said you cleaned of all the charred pieces of your hand, did they think that your hand would heal quickly

A: *head nod*

END OF INTERVIEW

Conclusion: I am an idiot.

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3 Comments

3 Responses to “This is is why I’m an idiot”

  1. shaamurya redmond on January 31st, 2018 10:41 am

    why why whywould you do that

  2. bwef on February 1st, 2018 10:36 am

    LOL RAWR XD

  3. fruirihurgieruih on February 1st, 2018 2:44 pm

    this is really true you are stupid

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