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The 101 Guide on being a Rebecca Trillin-Lee

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Step 1: Get pretty!

As shown above, Rebecca loves to refer to herself as pretty. Have you given up? I would have already.

Step 2: Be pescatarian!

If you don’t know what pescatarian is, it’s vegetarian with the exception of fish. But I guess you do know what it is because you just read that. This means you’ll have to give up bacon! I know, it’s sad, but Becky is counting on you!

Step 3: Be 4ft 7in!

Ok, I know you can’t shrink, but you’ll have to kneel down…ok?

Rebecca also takes pride in this so you can’t really complain.

Step 4: Do weird things and make it look good!

Here’s a list of weird things Becky’s done:

She’s…

  1. Got lost in her own house.
  2. Gone to Easy Breezy just to get free samples.
  3. Not known that ICE cream was frozen
  4. Thought rollercoasters were relaxing
  5. Put hair in cookies.

Now an interview:

Q: Where do you like to buy your clothes?

A: I like to buy my clothes at Urban Outfitters.

Q: Who’s your weirdest friend?

A: Katrina, she is very loud and random.

Q: Who’s nicest to you?

A; Melanie, she is amazing!!!

Q: What was your BEST/most favorite experience?

A: Once I fell off a chair…It was funny!

Q: On a scale from 1-10, how would you rate your spanish?

A: Diez, that means one right?*

Q: What was your weirdest experience?  

A: ‘Twas the day I met Moss…

Q: What is your religion? Do you like it?

A: My religion is a cat, and of course I like it.

Q: What is your favorite book? Do you recommend it?

A: My favorite book is All my Friends are Dead and no, I don’t recommend it.

Q: Do you have a favorite quote?

A: Yes, it is “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”

Q: Do you have a favorite song?

A: It’s “Water under the bridge” by Adele.

Q: That’s all for today.

A: THAT’S ALL????!!!**

*For all you non-spanish speakers, diez, means ten(10).

**She actually said that even though it isn’t really a question.

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6 Responses to “The 101 Guide on being a Rebecca Trillin-Lee”

  1. Lily B on October 6th, 2017 9:03 am

    Really? Step 4 is just plain unnecessary. I get that this is not meant to be taken seriously, but how would you like it if I said “I hate short people”? :/

    Bina HG Reply:

    Please don’t say that you hate short people, Lily!

    Unknown Reply:

    I respect your point but it was meant as a joke. People make more jokes/comments about people being short than being tall so I wouldn’t care much but you don’t know exactly what it’s like. Not trying to be rude but…….

  2. edicharry on October 9th, 2017 3:35 pm

    I couldn’t agree more – apologies about the blatant body-shaming. I’m going to take that “suggestion” down.

    Bina HG Reply:

    Thanks Ms. Dicharry! It must have been very insulting for some people. Not me obvs.

    Unknown Reply:

    Sure though more people say mean things about short people than tall people so I don’t know if…yeah…I don’t want to be rude…..

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